Paris attended the Playboy Mansion party dressed like this, naturally. Although the ex-con traded in her bible for Agent Provocateur lingerie, she really has changed. Instead of inviting revelers to an all you can eat buffet between her thighs at the end of the night, the socialite hid under a coat to escape the ravaging eyes of the public. I will not lie to you. After witnessing Paris’ magical transformation before my very eyes, I was touched. So touched, in fact, that I slapped the first little girl I saw and yelled, “Why can’t you be more like Paris, you slut!”Paris attended the Playboy Mansion party dressed like this, naturally. Although the ex-con traded in her bible for Agent Provocateur lingerie, she really has changed. Instead of inviting revelers to an all you can eat buffet between her thighs at the end of the night, the socialite hid under a coat to escape the ravaging eyes of the public. I will not lie to you. After witnessing Paris’ magical transformation before my very eyes, I was touched. So touched, in fact, that I slapped the first little girl I saw and yelled, “Why can’t you be more like Paris, you slut!”
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