Paris Hilton Likes To Look At Herself

What does Paris Hilton like to do with her free time? Help the homeless? No. Save the children of Africa? No. What she likes to do is lie around in a bikini and look at pictures of herself. Now I know that isn’t really breaking news. In fact, you’re probably wondering why in the hell I’m even reporting on it. Well, even though I can’t stand Paris and what she stands for, I’m still a sucker for a chick in a bikini. Forgive me.